don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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