I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am full of burrito and curiosity
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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