just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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