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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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