Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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