I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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