I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
