So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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