new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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