that's an acceptable place to lick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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