You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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