North Korea, Best Korea!
...so i touched it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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