Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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