Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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