Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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