Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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