I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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