I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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