Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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