I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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