I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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