Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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