i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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