redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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