Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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