They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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