College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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