we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
