whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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