I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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