Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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