I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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