Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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