why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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