I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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