Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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