I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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