Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I got inside last night via doggy door
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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