they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
