I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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