you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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