Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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