I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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