return my video game
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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