My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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