Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Randomize
