If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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