I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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