And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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