I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Your cock deserves a montage
OPIZZABONMYDICK
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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