His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Randomize
