morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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