But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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