I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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