Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I FOUND THE LEGS
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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