I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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