then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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