so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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